|First||Affiliation: Combine/Civil Protection|
|Second||Manufacturer: Heckler & Koch|
|Third||Ammo: Nine Millimetre|
|Fourth||Model: USP Match|
|Sixth||Holds: Eighteen Bullets|
A common sidearm of the aspiring rebel and i5 unit alike. It is very a very versitile weapon, and is always a reliable firearm to keep on your belt just incase you run out of ammunition for your main weapon. It can be used by rubbing it violently until white liquid begins to spurt out, commonly know as "Bullets" but the proper word is "Cum". It can shoot around 18 times, and has amazing distance.
CAUTION: women like the weapon so keep it away from them